![]() ![]() Mostly of a girl named Kelly, showing off things she bought at Forever 21, but still.Įven when you're just at Wal-Mart in your pajamas buying condoms, someone is taking a picture of it and putting it on a website called "People at Wal-Mart Buying Condoms in Their Pajamas." And Fergie - whenever you're doing something shady in a hotel room, of course someone is filming it. And the first comment would be "fag." Twenty-four hours of new video is posted on YouTube every 60 seconds. Jesus once said that there was nothing hidden that would not some day be revealed, but if he was alive today, and walked on water, it would be instantly on YouTube between a skateboard accident and a turtle biting a baby's ass. ![]() ![]() I even have reason to believe I'm being recorded right now. Our privacy is gone, our Internet conversations are forever. You just can't lie anymore - facts are too easy to check, everything is on video, and your wife put a GPS in your glove compartment. In college, I described my job of pot dealer as "regional sales associate for a large multi-national firm." But we just had the fifth anniversary of YouTube and the twelfth of Google, and between them, they're killing off a great institution: lying. New Rule: Before running for office, politicians must be informed of their rights: that "Everything you say can and will be used against you in a Google search." Now, of course, we all embellish our resumes a little.
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